M-L-M Mayhem!

I've often claimed that the reactionary right is incapable of creating clever satire due to the fact that one needs to have a proper conception of reality in order to satirize said reality. And yet there are also those times that, for the same inability to comprehend reality, right-wing organizations e nd u p unintentionally satirizing themselves. Often, when I encounter these strange moments of [sad] hilarity, I become confused: are they truly being sincere - is this strange and whacky web page really what it claims to be or is it an offshoot of the Onion? The evangelical website Objective Ministries is yet another example of right-wing earnestness that has turned back upon itself, transforming into unreflective satire. There is something oddly retro about Objective Ministries (that advertises itself with the circular motto: "turn to an objective for an objective Christian perspective), as if it belongs in the 1950s. I know that most evangelical Christian ideology is, i...

Olivier Assayas' recent film Carlos , the five and a half hour biopic about the notorious "Carlos the Jackal", has garnered a significant amount of critical acclaim ever since it played at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival. Beautifully shot, cleverly edited, and extremely ambitious, this film could have been another Che , or, at the very least, a Bourne Identity with revolutionary politics. Unfortunately Carlos was an insulting and politically offensive piece of ahistorical trash that, after the first promising hour and a half, degenerated into retrograde confusion. Perhaps this confusion was promised in the first third of the film, when the titular protagonist proclaims, in defense of his Marxist-Leninist principles, "we are not nihilists" - a statement the audience, by the end of the film, should understand as ironic. Indeed, Assayas' film is tainted by that postmodern irony and cynicism that cannot help but suspect revolutionary principles and must sacri...

Liberty is not synonymous with freedom. It is a sub-species of freedom, but a rather limited one. The slogan of the French Revolution, for example, is a slogan that is closer to freedom than the slogan of the American Secession. "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" is really only a definition of liberty , but "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity" is a closer definition of freedom - as long as we add "Sorority" or substitute "Fraternity" with "Camaraderie." In any case, some rather absurd definitions of "freedom" result from believing it is defined as "liberty." This is mainly why libertarians continue to exist, philosophically speaking: their entire ideology is based on category mistake. ( Philosophically speaking : they also continue to exist because as long as there are selfish jerks there will be libertarians.) 1. Taxes that lead to public services violate my "freedom" This one is the mo...

Because I like to make myself angry and annoyed, I often waste time reading conservative sites and blogs (sometimes I go so far as to read libertarian/objectivist blogs!). I justify this waste of time as educating myself on the enemy. The nascent fascist movement south of the border is growing in influence; in some ways it is imperative for leftists to be aware of this danger. At the same time, however, a lot of the blogs I read are so ludicrous that I find myself close to banging my head on the computer screen, frustrated that people actually believe this crap. The winner of this week's Rightwing Stupidity Award goes to the Virginia Anti-Shariah Task Force blog that is managed by James Lafferty. Yes, in Virginia there is a group of concerned U.S. patriots who possess an anti-Shariah task force! They are VAST!!! James Lafferty and his fellow VAST members, according to this mission statement, actually believe that there is an Islamic conspiracy to take over the legal syst...

Recently, at my doctorate-completion party, my generous and thoughtful friends/comrades gifted me with a complete set of Cell 16's journal No More Fun and Games! . (They also gifted me with three bottles of awesome whiskey, because now that I have my PhD I am expected to have a bourgeois whiskey collection.) Since Cell 16 was founded in the late 1960s by Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz (at that time just "Roxanne Dunbar"), and I used later work by Dunbar-Ortiz for my dissertation, my friends decided that this would be an appropriate gift - and it was. For those who don't know, Cell 16 was a radical feminist organization with Maoist overtones that emerged in the midst of the American leftist explosion in 1968. In many ways, the women behind Cell 16 are responsible for originating radical left feminism (intentionally setting themselves apart from Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinem who they saw as "liberals"), and many of their ideas (such as the analysis of pornography ...

The cliche about democracy being a possible "tyranny of the majority" was gibbered in my vicinity recently, reminding me again of how I hate this supposed nugget of "wisdom" almost as much as I despise the spurious appeals to human nature that are used to defend capitalism . What is it about these pitiful aphorisms that makes them so popular? The cliche is taken as an argument in and of itself: "Golly it must be so because I have this cool quote I picked up somewhere that I can't remember." This time the "tyranny of the majority" nonsense was uttered by someone who thought he was an authority on the matter simply because he had a doctorate. Of course, the fact that his doctorate concerned the philosophy of science apparently did not disqualify him from making truth statements about areas outside of his expertise. Nor did his vaunted love of formal logic prevent him from using a cliche as an argument. The idea that democracy, especially thi...

I'm thoroughly exhausted by the "human nature" argument that I consistently encounter, while teaching or in random debates, whenever the possibility of communism is raised. You know the one: that supposed epiphany that forms the basis of the good-in-theory-bad-in-practice argument. "Oh sure it sounds sensible, but obviously it can't work because it fails to understand human nature." Human Nature? If they mean the boy band "Human Nature" that was responsible for the 2005 hit single "Reach Out (I'll be there)" then no, my arguments for communism have not understood human nature. Clearly human nature is meant to indicate something like this: Look out! I'm a human and this is just how I behave when I'm outside the normal laws of society that are meant to stop me from swinging chainsaws and killing and being true to my vicious human nature! Human nature, then, meaning that humans are essentially ...